Survival Sitcom Fan Mugs

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

Need tickets.

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

No Loitering

"At least my putting has improved."

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

"When you're voted out of "Survivor", I thought they just sent you home!"

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!

'Oh wait, I've got a good one! I spy with my little eye.'

'It's day to day, but so far I've survived,'

'Only one of you will survive to the end of the series.'

A football is dropped to a man stranded on desert island

Eskimo in Igloo

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

'Well, this is not a good sign: Can I have a look at that map of yours?'

"Miss Reed, could you please bring me a palm tree and some ragged clothes?"

"I've been as good as I can in a zombie apocalypse."

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

"Your troubles are nearly over - straight ahead about ten miles."

'Dear Santa, when I asked for a ship, what I meant was...'

"Look! Land! We're saved!"

"What do you mean, 'how can you be sure it's yours'?!"

"My dear friends, thanks for being here with me. If it wasn't for you, I'm sure I would have become crazy."

First Class and Economy Class Desert Island