Survival Sitcom Fan Gifts

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Need tickets.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

No Loitering

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

"At least my putting has improved."

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!

"When you're voted out of "Survivor", I thought they just sent you home!"

'Oh wait, I've got a good one! I spy with my little eye.'

'Only one of you will survive to the end of the series.'

'It's day to day, but so far I've survived,'

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

A football is dropped to a man stranded on desert island

Eskimo in Igloo

"Miss Reed, could you please bring me a palm tree and some ragged clothes?"

'Well, this is not a good sign: Can I have a look at that map of yours?'

"Your troubles are nearly over - straight ahead about ten miles."

'Dear Santa, when I asked for a ship, what I meant was...'

"I've been as good as I can in a zombie apocalypse."

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

"Look! Land! We're saved!"

"What do you mean, 'how can you be sure it's yours'?!"

"My dear friends, thanks for being here with me. If it wasn't for you, I'm sure I would have become crazy."

"I still don't see anything!"