Survival Series Fan Gifts

'Only one of you will survive to the end of the series.'

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"Ticket and passport, please."

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

Need tickets.

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

No Loitering

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

"At least my putting has improved."

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

"When you're voted out of "Survivor", I thought they just sent you home!"

That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

'It's day to day, but so far I've survived,'

"No, we're no gods, we're God's gift to women!"

"Oh boy! My favorite show. 'Survivor: Babysitter Edition.'"

A football is dropped to a man stranded on desert island

Eskimo in Igloo

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

'Well, this is not a good sign: Can I have a look at that map of yours?'

"Miss Reed, could you please bring me a palm tree and some ragged clothes?"

Snail in desert sees sign for shade trees.

"Your troubles are nearly over - straight ahead about ten miles."

"I've been as good as I can in a zombie apocalypse."

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

"Look! Land! We're saved!"

"What do you mean, 'how can you be sure it's yours'?!"