Survival Series Fan T-Shirts

'Only one of you will survive to the end of the series.'

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"Ticket and passport, please."

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

Need tickets.

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

No Loitering

"At least my putting has improved."

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

"When you're voted out of "Survivor", I thought they just sent you home!"

"Oh boy! My favorite show. 'Survivor: Babysitter Edition.'"

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

"No, we're no gods, we're God's gift to women!"

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

'It's day to day, but so far I've survived,'

Eskimo in Igloo

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

A football is dropped to a man stranded on desert island

"Miss Reed, could you please bring me a palm tree and some ragged clothes?"

Snail in desert sees sign for shade trees.

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

"I've been as good as I can in a zombie apocalypse."

"Your troubles are nearly over - straight ahead about ten miles."

'Well, this is not a good sign: Can I have a look at that map of yours?'

"Look! Land! We're saved!"

"What do you mean, 'how can you be sure it's yours'?!"

"I still don't see anything!"