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"Well, there goes our last coconut. Maurice! I hope you're satisfied."

"Look! Land! We're saved!"

'Congratulations! You have been chosen...'

'What do you mean, you ate the survival manual?'

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

'Morning ! - What's the water like ?'

"What do you mean, 'how can you be sure it's yours'?!"

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Ship in a bottle.

Desert crawlers passing water station. 'Sorry...I just don't do small talk.'

'Let's reverse the circle - I'm getting nauseated.'

'It's from a couple of poor slobs on another island.'

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

'What do you mean 'all my fault'?'

First Class and Economy Class Desert Island

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

"Some mirages can be so cruel!"

"I've been as good as I can in a zombie apocalypse."

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

"Did you rent 'Weekend at Bernie's'?"

Love Island

"My dear friends, thanks for being here with me. If it wasn't for you, I'm sure I would have become crazy."

Castaway's bad luck.

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Roy's glee turned to dismay as he realized that on board the approaching raft were Cactus Boy and the Amazing Colossal 500 Pound Woman: "Hey. You gonna eat the rest of that burrito?"

"I've eaten everyone else."

"I still don't see anything!"

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"You look tired."

"Well, whatever it is, it has an amusing will to live."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"Ticket and passport, please."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'