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"Ticket and passport, please."

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

Need tickets.

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

No Loitering

"Randy, if you were stranded on an island, what's the one book you'd want to have along with you?" "Easy: Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. It's got the perfect heft to knock coconuts out of trees." "Well, I'd like to have How to Get Off an Island, by Archie Macguyver." "That title's actually a metaphor for overcoming shyness." "We really should have our own book review show."

"At least my putting has improved."

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

"When you're voted out of "Survivor", I thought they just sent you home!"

A shark swims into a desert island.

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

'Only one of you will survive to the end of the series.'

'It's day to day, but so far I've survived,'

Survival Kit

"Well yes, mongooses fight cobras, but to be truthful, only when we have to: It's a rather risky business..."

Eskimo in Igloo

A football is dropped to a man stranded on desert island

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

'I'm not criticizing your picks, Gary, I'm just saying maybe they're not the first thing I would have grabbed.'

"I've been as good as I can in a zombie apocalypse."

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

"Your troubles are nearly over - straight ahead about ten miles."

"Miss Reed, could you please bring me a palm tree and some ragged clothes?"

"Look! Land! We're saved!"