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Message in a bottle Drop.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Desert Island Mishap

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"Ticket and passport, please."

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

Shipwrecked.

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

'Now what?'

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'