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"Great news! The bank has increased my line of credit."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'You are here' sign on desert island.

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"At least my putting has improved."

Randy, if you were stranded on an island, what's the one book you'd want to have along with you? Easy: Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. It's got the perfect heft to knock coconuts out of trees. Well, I'd like to have How to Get off an Island, by Archie MacGuyver. That title's actually a metaphor for overcoming shyness. We really should have our own book review show.

"Don't even bother – this oasis only has two and a half stars."

"Sure he's cute, but we should have discussed this."

'It's day to day, but so far I've survived,'

'Are you going anywhere near a chemist?'

'I'm sorry I don't date people from other islands!'

'I told you. I'll be home with dinner just as soon as it dies.'

Republican Beach. . . Nature Preserve rule: EAT OR BE EATEN!

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

"I'm increasing your OnlyFan subscription..."

'Hey, I know! -- We can dig a basement and wait till it floods!'

'Oh wait, I've got a good one! I spy with my little eye.'

'I bet it's nice and warm inside!'

'How long shall we wait until we start eating each other?'

Spam.

"Karl, act like a stuffed porcupine!"

'Dear Santa, when I asked for a ship, what I meant was...'

Vultures wait on a desert island.

'Well, this is not a good sign: Can I have a look at that map of yours?'

"Will you quit listening to your ten all-time favorite albums and help me find some food!"

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

Koool sunglasses, only $10-.

'What'

"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."

typical flight animals, always on the alert and ready to run: Antelopes and Jimmy Floethoober.