Survival Comedy Lover Gifts

"Great news! The bank has increased my line of credit."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'You are here' sign on desert island.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"Don't even bother – this oasis only has two and a half stars."

"Sure he's cute, but we should have discussed this."

"At least my putting has improved."

'I'm sorry I don't date people from other islands!'

'It's day to day, but so far I've survived,'

'Are you going anywhere near a chemist?'

"I'm increasing your OnlyFan subscription..."

Republican Beach. . . Nature Preserve rule: EAT OR BE EATEN!

'Hey, I know! -- We can dig a basement and wait till it floods!'

'Oh wait, I've got a good one! I spy with my little eye.'

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

'I bet it's nice and warm inside!'

'How long shall we wait until we start eating each other?'

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

'Well, this is not a good sign: Can I have a look at that map of yours?'

Vultures wait on a desert island.

"Karl, act like a stuffed porcupine!"

'Dear Santa, when I asked for a ship, what I meant was...'

"Will you quit listening to your ten all-time favorite albums and help me find some food!"

Koool sunglasses, only $10-.

'What'

"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."

typical flight animals, always on the alert and ready to run: Antelopes and Jimmy Floethoober.