Survival Show Lover Gifts

Survivor Game

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Need tickets.

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

No Loitering

"At least my putting has improved."

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

"When you're voted out of "Survivor", I thought they just sent you home!"

"You been here long?"

"Oh boy! My favorite show. 'Survivor: Babysitter Edition.'"

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

'Only one of you will survive to the end of the series.'

'It's day to day, but so far I've survived,'

Spam.

'How long shall we wait until we start eating each other?'

Snail in desert sees sign for shade trees.

Vultures wait on a desert island.

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

'Dear Santa, when I asked for a ship, what I meant was...'

"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."

"...I was just wondering Earl, could you do me another favor during high tide?"

"...But if I write 'help' in the sand, I'll lose track of how many days we've been here."

COVID curtain in a theatre.

'I think I've solved the food problem, Al.'

"Come in guys....the water is so warm."

"You are already a winner and can now go forward to our grand draw"

'I hear they're delicious when they're sun dried.'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"Finally, someone to gossip about."