Survivor Stories Lover Gifts

'Well, it's an ill wind...I was just beginning to feel a D.V.T. coming on.'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

Martin Gray.

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

"You been here long?"

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

'It just hasn't been my day.'

Spam.

'How long shall we wait until we start eating each other?'

Snail in desert sees sign for shade trees.

'Ol? everyone! I'm keeping the sunglasses for Hollywood!'

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

Vultures wait on a desert island.

"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."

"It's a medical miracle that you made it through that last medical miracle."

'I love you, but I have to keep moving or I'll suffocate and die.'

"...I was just wondering Earl, could you do me another favor during high tide?"

"...But if I write 'help' in the sand, I'll lose track of how many days we've been here."

"You've reached '1-800-WATER-4-U.' Please leave a message."

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"You are already a winner and can now go forward to our grand draw"

Survivor Game

'I hear they're delicious when they're sun dried.'

"Finally, someone to gossip about."

'I think I've solved the food problem, Al.'