Survivor Story Aficionado Gifts

'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

Need tickets.

Early detection was rarely helpful.

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

No Loitering

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

Martin Gray.

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

"Darn it! No more cups!"

"You been here long?"

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

'How long shall we wait until we start eating each other?'

Spam.

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

Vultures wait on a desert island.

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

'Offshored jobs. Make cash. Work at home. To contact: Build big fire.'

'Ol? everyone! I'm keeping the sunglasses for Hollywood!'