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'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

Need tickets.

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

No Loitering

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

Martin Gray.

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

"Darn it! No more cups!"

"You been here long?"

'How long shall we wait until we start eating each other?'

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

Snail in desert sees sign for shade trees.

'I have my diet of raw fish to thank for my figure!'

'Offshored jobs. Make cash. Work at home. To contact: Build big fire.'

Vultures wait on a desert island.

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign