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Wishing Well in the desert.

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

"We've got a problem."

'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"Holy water, holy water...."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

Martin Gray.

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

Former Survivalist

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

Hmmm, white meat or dark...

Deflating Island

Slim-quik liquid diet box floats up to man stranded on a desert island.

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

Suddenly Billy realized that his grandma was right...Now that he was grown up, he did have to beat the women off with a stick.

Impatient vulture ready to drop anvil on desert crawler.