Survival Story Aficionados Gifts

Wishing Well in the desert.

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

"We've got a problem."

'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Holy water, holy water...."

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

Martin Gray.

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

Former Survivalist

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

Deflating Island

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

Suddenly Billy realized that his grandma was right...Now that he was grown up, he did have to beat the women off with a stick.

Hmmm, white meat or dark...