Survival Story Lovers Gifts

'How long shall we wait until we start eating each other?'

"...I was just wondering Earl, could you do me another favor during high tide?"

"It's not all bad. The extra arms help with climbing."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Vultures wait on a desert island.

'I think I've solved the food problem, Al.'

You will get eaten HERE.

"Laxatives?"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

"Holy water, holy water...."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

Early detection was rarely helpful.

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

Martin Gray.

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

Deflating Island

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

Suddenly Billy realized that his grandma was right...Now that he was grown up, he did have to beat the women off with a stick.