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The job will be done by Friday.

"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."

"...But if I write 'help' in the sand, I'll lose track of how many days we've been here."

Spam.

'I was going to wake you up, but then I remembered you saying that bottled water is a stupid idea.'

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"Randy, if you were stranded on an island, what's the one book you'd want to have along with you?" "Easy: Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. It's got the perfect heft to knock coconuts out of trees." "Well, I'd like to have How to Get Off an Island, by Archie MacGuyver." "That title's actually a metaphor for overcoming shyness." "We really should have our own book review show."

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"Finally, someone to gossip about."

"uh... those were here when I got here."

Man eating himself on desert island

'I hear they're delicious when they're sun dried.'

'If this were a movie, your name would be Vanessa...'

"You are already a winner and can now go forward to our grand draw"

'I thought you loved my coconut shrimp.'

"Not to put the cart before the horse, but what are your thoughts on cannibalism?"

"On the converse I think we're making headway."

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'Have you been waiting long?'

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!