Survival Scenario Lover Gifts

Message in a bottle Drop.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Desert Island Mishap

"Ticket and passport, please."

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

Shipwrecked.

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

'Now what?'

"The sign says you can swim to civilization from here, but that sounds unlikely."