Survival Scenarios Gifts

Late Payment Notice.

"Randy, if you were stranded on an island, what's the one book you'd want to have along with you?" "Easy: Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. It's got the perfect heft to knock coconuts out of trees." "Well, I'd like to have How to Get Off an Island, by Archie Macguyver." "That title's actually a metaphor for overcoming shyness." "We really should have our own book review show."

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

'I'm not criticizing your picks, Gary, I'm just saying maybe they're not the first thing I would have grabbed.'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Thank-you God.'

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Desert Island BBQ

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Worry tank

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

65 Million Years Ago

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Emergency Phone.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

Saved...life is good!

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Scouts made this for me

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .