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"Randy, if you were stranded on an island, what's the one book you'd want to have along with you?" "Easy: Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. It's got the perfect heft to knock coconuts out of trees." "Well, I'd like to have How to Get Off an Island, by Archie Macguyver." "That title's actually a metaphor for overcoming shyness." "We really should have our own book review show."

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

'I'm not criticizing your picks, Gary, I'm just saying maybe they're not the first thing I would have grabbed.'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Thank-you God.'

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Desert Island BBQ

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Worry tank

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

65 Million Years Ago

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Emergency Phone.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Saved...life is good!

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"Ticket and passport, please."

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

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