Survival Planning T-Shirts

"Happy New Year"

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Desert Island BBQ

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

65 Million Years Ago

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Emergency Phone.

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Building a Shelter

"Now you can send it."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Desert Island Mishap

"Yes, I'm alone."