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"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

65 Million Years Ago

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Desert Island Mishap

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"Ticket and passport, please."

'I hate evolution!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

The trap

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

Prepper Dog

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

Natural Cycles in the Office Environment

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

Shipwrecked.