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"Not another of your idiotic lawsuits, I hope."

Man on a desert island watering the tree with SOS flag on it.

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

Desert Island BBQ

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Emergency Phone.

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

65 Million Years Ago

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Building a Shelter

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Now you can send it."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

Desert Island Mishap

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."