Survival Tactics Mugs

"Not another of your idiotic lawsuits, I hope."

The trick is to catch them before their runner's high wears off, dude.

Man on a desert island watering the tree with SOS flag on it.

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Desert Island BBQ

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

65 Million Years Ago

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Emergency Phone.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Building a Shelter

"Now you can send it."

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Yes, I'm alone."

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'