Survival Gifts

"Well, there goes our last coconut. Maurice! I hope you're satisfied."

Rescue rations.

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

'Help! Send batteries for phone and laptop.'

'What'

'Like I said son, survival is all about location, location, location!'

"Look! Land! We're saved!"

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'What do you mean, you ate the survival manual?'

"I'm just grateful we were able to turn our pants into shorts."

What luck!

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

Searching for water in the desert.

'Let's do something DIFFERENT today.'

'Wifi! Wifi! Wifi!. . .'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

"Have you been tested?"

'Looks like they finally figured out how to ferment coconut milk.'

"If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

'LAND!'

Life is change

'I know it's a lot to ask, but we need you to go back out into the wilderness to cheat death one more time.'

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"I'd say my number-one issue is getting off the island, and then, after that, probably health care."

Inflatable Life Rafts: Change Only

Shark scaring man into mouth.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

Man in a desert finds a bottle cork.

'Thank goodness I remembered to bring my sweatband.'

'My spreadsheet says we must lighten by 152 pounds.'

'It's an application for village green status.'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Oil! We're rich!"