Survival Tasks Gifts

Castaway uses a solar panel to watch TV.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

Desert Island BBQ

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Emergency Phone.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Building a Shelter

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"Now you can send it."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Yes, I'm alone."

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Desert Island Mishap

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'