Survival Training Gifts

"How lovely. Someone dropped a note asking if we need any help."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

Desert Island BBQ

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Emergency Phone.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

65 Million Years Ago

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Building a Shelter

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"Now you can send it."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Yes, I'm alone."

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

Saved...life is good!

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"