Survival Training Gifts

"How lovely. Someone dropped a note asking if we need any help."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Desert Island BBQ

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Emergency Phone.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

65 Million Years Ago

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Now you can send it."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Building a Shelter

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Desert Island Mishap

"Yes, I'm alone."