Survival Skills Gifts

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Man on desert island looking HIGH TIDE sign.

"Actually, I'm all ready for the pandemic. I still have everything from Y2K, SARS and the West Nile."

'I've been on a lot of survival training courses, but this is a tough one.'

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

'I'm here in the rainforest to show you how to fashion an ipod using only twigs and moss.'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

Cavemen make fire, illuminated by lighted torch.

'...And that's about it- how was your day?'

'I've invented food, and I've invented shelter -- two out of three isn't so bad!'

"...and drop those two sticks, you idiot!"

'Thank goodness you're here. We've been freezing all morning!'

"When it comes to surviving, you're learning from the best."

A Great Idea.

"I'm a hunter, gathering isn't in my job description."

'Do you have planning permission for this construction?'

'Let's pray it's something that goes with fish!'

Dehydrated water...just add water.

Survivors.

'Well, at least, being on an island should stop you sleepwalking.'

'Water...Water...'

"Quicksand or not, Barclay, I've half a mind to struggle."

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

"No, I think I'm going to go for the fire extinguisher."

Desert island. Woman reading 'Dealing with PMS' Man reading 'How to build a boat'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

'It would be a kindness to tell he HAS won his Duke of Edinburgh Award.'

'Look on the bright side -- no paparazzi!'

'Listen to this Ted. It says here that one of the first signs of insanity is talking to inanimate objects.'

Headhunter advice - "Son, if you want to get ahead in this world, get a good sharp machete."

Vulture Awaits the Castaway's Demise