Survival Skills Gifts

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Man on desert island looking HIGH TIDE sign.

"Actually, I'm all ready for the pandemic. I still have everything from Y2K, SARS and the West Nile."

'I've been on a lot of survival training courses, but this is a tough one.'

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

'I've invented food, and I've invented shelter -- two out of three isn't so bad!'

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'...And that's about it- how was your day?'

Cavemen make fire, illuminated by lighted torch.

'Do you have planning permission for this construction?'

"When it comes to surviving, you're learning from the best."

'Thank goodness you're here. We've been freezing all morning!'

"I'm a hunter, gathering isn't in my job description."

A Great Idea.

"...and drop those two sticks, you idiot!"

'Let's pray it's something that goes with fish!'

"Quicksand or not, Barclay, I've half a mind to struggle."

"No, I think I'm going to go for the fire extinguisher."

"To succeed in business, you can't be weak. So to toughen you up, you'll be dropped off in the antarctic wearing only your underwear, and having only a butter knife."

Dehydrated water...just add water.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Headhunter advice - "Son, if you want to get ahead in this world, get a good sharp machete."

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Survivors.

'Well, at least, being on an island should stop you sleepwalking.'

'Water...Water...'

Vulture Awaits the Castaway's Demise

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

Working on a raft/working on a raft of initiatives.

Desert island. Woman reading 'Dealing with PMS' Man reading 'How to build a boat'

'It would be a kindness to tell he HAS won his Duke of Edinburgh Award.'

'Listen to this Ted. It says here that one of the first signs of insanity is talking to inanimate objects.'