Survival Tips Gifts

Outdoor Tip: Oatmeal in your socks will help keep your feet dry.

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Desert Island BBQ

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

65 Million Years Ago

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Emergency Phone.

Building a Shelter

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"Now you can send it."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"