Surviving Gifts

The job will be done by Friday.

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Desert Island BBQ

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Emergency Phone.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Building a Shelter

"Now you can send it."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Arf! Arf!'

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"