Survival Themes Gifts

"Dull again. If you want to eat, quit using it to shave your legs."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Thank-you God.'

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Desert Island BBQ

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Emergency Phone.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Scouts made this for me

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'I hate evolution!'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"