Survival Themes Gifts

"Dull again. If you want to eat, quit using it to shave your legs."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Thank-you God.'

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Desert Island BBQ

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Emergency Phone.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Scouts made this for me

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'I hate evolution!'

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"