Survival Situations Gifts

"This is all just some big caption contest to you, isn't it?"

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Desert Island BBQ

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Emergency Phone.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

65 Million Years Ago

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Now you can send it."

Building a Shelter

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

Desert Island Mishap

"Yes, I'm alone."