Survival Techniques Gifts

Hiding in a cupboard for a few hours helped Tom survive the festive season.

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

Desert Island BBQ

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

65 Million Years Ago

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Emergency Phone.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Now you can send it."

Building a Shelter

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Desert Island Mishap

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."