Rescue Techniques Gifts

Bob learned an important lesson that day. Dog helps those who help themselves.

Dog Dreams

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'Have you been waiting long?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

"He was a rescue."

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

Litter.

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

Coastguard

Helicopter

"You stop it, now!"

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Lifeboat

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

"Do I look like I need rescuing?"

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'Oh - It's you.'

"The Catlich Maneuver"

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'