Rescue Gifts

"Under new business: Peterson, at Hammond Point Beach, reports that a person in the water is flailing about and calling for help. Peterson wants to know what action, if any, he should take."

'Please calm down, Mam. I'm aware of the situation, and I'm doing everything I possibly can.'

Cat Welfare League rescue a cat from a burning building while people scream below.

Litter.

"Do I look like I need rescuing?"

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

Cat Up Tree - "He refuses to come down unless you agree to all his demands."

Trying to remember the mime lick maneuver

"Hi, Fire Department? It's Fritzy, again..."

I give up. It's impossible to get away from work-related matters.

"Now we're really in trouble -- Lassie fell down the well."

"I only wish there was room for all three of us."

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

'Sam was one of the keenest recruits they'd had in years.'

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

'Wait a minute. There's something wrong with this picture.'

'I just got a splinter from your rescue boat! Expect to hear from my lawyer, as soon as we get back to civilization.'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Fish Lifeguard

"He's a rescue too."

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Rescuing the Fish in the Flood

"Not another effin cat stuck up a tree!?"

"How did he manage to get up there?"

One of the world's most moving hugs

"I'd be happy to rescue you, but first can you help me down from this chair?"

"I want that one, mommy!"

'Fluffy got lost in his cat condo!'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Roy's glee turned to dismay as he realized that on board the approaching raft were Cactus Boy and the Amazing Colossal 500 Pound Woman: "Hey. You gonna eat the rest of that burrito?"

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"Thanks man!"

"Don't patronize me!"