Rescuer Gifts

'No, thanks. You'll never get me into one of those.'

Chile miners rescue imminent.

Castaway accidentally attracts the attention of a bull.

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"But I'm not asking you to fix it!"

'Don't press so hard, I almost drowned back there!'

Spiro and Pusho and the boulder.

'No, thanks. I don't fly.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'It's the only place I'm able to smoke !'

OPEN ARMS cannot find European port

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Foster failure"

Happy Hour

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Lifesaver!

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Vigilante Dog

Help! Send fishing tackle!

Litter.

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...