Rescuer Gifts

'No, thanks. You'll never get me into one of those.'

Chile miners rescue imminent.

Castaway accidentally attracts the attention of a bull.

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"But I'm not asking you to fix it!"

'Don't press so hard, I almost drowned back there!'

Spiro and Pusho and the boulder.

'No, thanks. I don't fly.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'It's the only place I'm able to smoke !'

OPEN ARMS cannot find European port

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Foster failure"

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Happy Hour

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Lifesaver!

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Help! Send fishing tackle!

Litter.

Lifeboat

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

Car Rides - Cats

'I'm working a double-shift today...'