Rescuers Gifts

'You go, Paul. I'm going to hold out until they invent hover boards.'

Super Cow

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Happy Hour

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Woman escapes with cats.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'Arf! Arf!'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

Fetching some fuel.

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

Litter.

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

Search and Rescue

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

Lifeboat