Rescuers Gifts

'You go, Paul. I'm going to hold out until they invent hover boards.'

Super Cow

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Happy Hour

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Woman escapes with cats.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Arf! Arf!'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Fetching some fuel.

Litter.

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

'I'm working a double-shift today...'