Rescue Personnel Gifts

"First time paddleboarding?"

And now bring the girls!

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Woman escapes with cats.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Arf! Arf!'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

Fetching some fuel.

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

Litter.

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

Helicopter

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

Survival kit

Grim reaper ambulance

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

Lifeboat