Rescue Operatives Gifts

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Woman escapes with cats.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Arf! Arf!'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

Fetching some fuel.

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

Coastguard

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

Survival kit

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

Lifeboat

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

Helicopter

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Man crawls out of avalanche to see two rescue dogs relaxing.

'Oh - It's you.'

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"