Rescue Operatives Mugs

"Oh yeah, pick me last again."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Woman escapes with cats.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Arf! Arf!'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

Fetching some fuel.

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

Lifeboat

Survival kit

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

Helicopter

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

Search and Rescue

Coastguard

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Man crawls out of avalanche to see two rescue dogs relaxing.

'Oh - It's you.'