Rescue Operator Mugs

'Hi! I'm on the cactus!'

Rescue Guide

Coastguard

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Woman escapes with cats.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Arf! Arf!'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Fetching some fuel.

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

Survival kit

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

Lifeboat

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

Helicopter

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Man crawls out of avalanche to see two rescue dogs relaxing.

'Oh - It's you.'

What took you so long? Avalanche rescue.

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"