Rescue Operator Gifts

'Hi! I'm on the cactus!'

Rescue Guide

Coastguard

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Woman escapes with cats.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Arf! Arf!'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Fetching some fuel.

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

Search and Rescue

Lifeboat

Helicopter

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

Survival kit

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Man crawls out of avalanche to see two rescue dogs relaxing.