Rescue Workers Gifts

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Woman escapes with cats.

Cat in Tree.

'Arf! Arf!'

Dog wearing a cone

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

"I can see our house from here."

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Fetching some fuel.

'I'd say you're a little late...'

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

Lifeboat

"My God, now what?"

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Helicopter

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

Survival kit

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

Coastguard

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

Search and Rescue

'Oh - It's you.'