Mountain Rescue Workers Gifts

'What, no Johnnie Walker Black?'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Happy Hour

Woman escapes with cats.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Cat in Tree.

Dog wearing a cone

'Arf! Arf!'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Skier and his dog.

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Fetching some fuel.

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

Lifeboat

Search and Rescue

Survival kit

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

Coastguard

Helicopter

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'