Mountain Rescue Gifts

Well-aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?

First aid in mountains

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Happy Hour

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Arf! Arf!'

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Skier and his dog.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

Litter.

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

Coastguard

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Helicopter

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'Oh - It's you.'

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

"The Catlich Maneuver"