Mountain Escape Gifts

'This year, let's go to the beach!'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

A vampire in a canoe.

Ice fisher.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Snowmobull

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Skier and his dog.

Canada's winter survival kit.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Sun Worship

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"I took the road less traveled. Now I have no bars."

Judgment Day is coming next Monday. Repent. Now, hold on. How can I believe you when so many dire prophecies haven't come true? I sealed myself in a shelter twice in the late '60s, hid in the Appalachian Mountains a decade later. A huge bunching of Judgment Day visions in the late '80s led me to simply get a time share in the Colorado mountains … Getting out of town doesn't spare you Judgment Day. I don't think. Lemme double-check the clues in Marmaduke. Mostly I needed an excuse to get away. Th

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Let's talk climate change.'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'Come back and get me about noon.'

'Oops! Does this mean I'm next in line for CEO, Dad?'

"It's no use. I came here to get away from it all."

'Will that be for here or to go - and if it's to go, can you take me with you?'