Mountain Escape T-Shirts

'This year, let's go to the beach!'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

A vampire in a canoe.

Ice fisher.

Crowded Ice Fishing

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Snowmobull

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Skier and his dog.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Canada's winter survival kit.

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Sun Worship

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"I took the road less traveled. Now I have no bars."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Let's talk climate change.'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'Oops! Does this mean I'm next in line for CEO, Dad?'

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

'Come back and get me about noon.'

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

"It's no use. I came here to get away from it all."

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

'Will that be for here or to go - and if it's to go, can you take me with you?'