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"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Local Knowledge

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

A vampire in a canoe.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Rock Climber

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Sport Utility Boot.

A smiling cyclist

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"Don't even think about it."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'