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Before felling the last tree in a tropical rain forest, Bob finds himself doing a bit of soul-searching.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Fly Football

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Look, a bug!"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Are we there yet?'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Koala

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey