Nature Escapee T-Shirts

"I took the road less traveled. Now I have no bars."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Crowded Ice Fishing

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'This is you, enlarged.'

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Life is simpler in the sticks.

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

"How to deal with weeds."

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

'Come back and get me about noon.'

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'